I wish I could sit here and spend hours telling you how miserable my life was. I wish I could tell you all the hard times I've been through, like how my childhood was stolen away from me, thus why I act so immature now. I wish I could tell you how I struggled to get through every day, how I tried to be kind to everyone, but was always scorned.
However, this is not the case.
It's not my life. I wasn't constantly competing with my older brother for attention from my father. I never had to struggle with sadistic tendencies. I never had eating problems, and never fought for attention from my parents. I was never forgotten and abused by one of my only three friends.
I've lived a very good life. I spent my childhood with the three best friends anyone could imagine, and we still hold our friendship in regard to this day. I'm a successful, or at least, am considered a successful soldier working hard to invade the planet Pekopon. I've been blessed with the most amazing platoon I could ask for, and am incredibly lucky to work with my closest friends. I'm also lucky to have made two new friends, one the best chi fighter and the most positive and loyal Keronian I've ever met, and the other the smartest, and admittedly the most intriguing Keronian I've ever met. My platoon has their downsides, such as jealousy, a case of lust (Or perhaps it truly is love?), sadism, and an annoying case of trauma (Caused by myself, regrettably). Not to mention we're all lazy. Our differences and weaknesses aside, I wouldn't trade these guys for the world.
I know I come off as a rude, selfish, egotistical sort of frog, but if I could only tell the world one thing, it would be this: These Keronians are my family. The Pekoponians I'm currently lodged with are as well. I wouldn't trade them for anything, not even all the Gundam in the world.
So, everyone, Fuyuki, Natsumi, Aki, Giroro, Dororo, Tamama, Kululu, and Pururu, I want you all to know that you guys are amazing, and that this sergeant is the luckiest Keronian in the universe. I really do love you guys, and thank you for putting up with my Gundam obsession and my childish antics. So now we know I love you all, and now we've all realized that you people are the most patient creatures that will ever exist.
Just don't bring this up. Ever.