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I wish I could sit here and spend hours telling you how miserable my life was.  I wish I could tell you all the hard times I've been through, like how my childhood was stolen away from me, thus why I act so immature now.  I wish I could tell you how I struggled to get through every day, how I tried to be kind to everyone, but was always scorned.  

However, this is not the case.

It's not my life.  I wasn't constantly competing with my older brother for attention from my father.  I never had to struggle with sadistic tendencies.  I never had eating problems, and never fought for attention from my parents.  I was never forgotten and abused by one of my only three friends.

I've lived a very good life.  I spent my childhood with the three best friends anyone could imagine, and we still hold our friendship in regard to this day.  I'm a successful, or at least, am considered a successful soldier working hard to invade the planet Pekopon.  I've been blessed with the most amazing platoon I could ask for, and am incredibly lucky to work with my closest friends.  I'm also lucky to have made two new friends, one the best chi fighter and the most positive and loyal Keronian I've ever met, and the other the smartest, and admittedly the most intriguing Keronian I've ever met.  My platoon has their downsides, such as jealousy, a case of lust (Or perhaps it truly is love?), sadism, and an annoying case of trauma (Caused by myself, regrettably).  Not to mention we're all lazy.  Our differences and weaknesses aside, I wouldn't trade these guys for the world.

I know I come off as a rude, selfish, egotistical sort of frog, but if I could only tell the world one thing, it would be this:  These Keronians are my family.  The Pekoponians I'm currently lodged with are as well.  I wouldn't trade them for anything, not even all the Gundam in the world.  

So, everyone, Fuyuki, Natsumi, Aki, Giroro, Dororo, Tamama, Kululu, and Pururu, I want you all to know that you guys are amazing, and that this sergeant is the luckiest Keronian in the universe.  I really do love you guys, and thank you for putting up with my Gundam obsession and my childish antics.  So now we know I love you all, and now we've all realized that you people are the most patient creatures that will ever exist.  

…Just don't bring this up.  Ever.

So I was bored.
A little confession from Keroro.
I think it mildly attempts to delve into my headcannon that Keroro's only a jerk to his friends to keep his reputation, a bratty, child-like soldier, a comic relief character. He has an actor's personality, and since Keroro Gunso's notorious for breaking the fourth wall, he has to keep the audience entertained so he has to act dumber and more rude than he truly is.
Oh well. :shrug: The scanner's broken, which is why I'm not posting pics. I also have to read a lot of Crime and Punishment because I've been lazy the past few days. :iconorzplz:

Well, in any case, i hope you enjoyed this strange, short little story. Please comment, and give me feedback. It shall be appreciated by all the moles in the universe.
So comment.
If not for me
Then for the moles
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MissStory Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012  Student General Artist
Daw this is lovely :)
The true nature of Keroro. I kinda like how stuck up he acts sometimes-that's one of the many reasons why I like him.
How you wrote this is spectacular. I love it :D
Nolnaga Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
rgesnrguhsughr I'm all blushy now ahmahgawsh. >w< Thank you so much! I actually used to not be very fond of Keroro, but I started to roleplay as him, and kinda figured out/assumed that there was more to him than he let on. I'm glad you like it! I don't get much feedback on my writing, so this makes me really happy!
And thank you for the llama fave and watch you're too good to me sdjlskg
MissStory Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012  Student General Artist
I've liked the anime for awhile now-it's about time I find more people that do as well XD
My younger brother started watching it, so yeah XD
I love your icon btw-I love Kululu :heart:
Nolnaga Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I've only been watching it for about a year. It was actually the first anime I saw. ||D
The Sgt. Frog fandom is everywhere. They just hide underground and kidnap the occasional passerby, tie them to a chair, and make them watch the anime for ten hours straight and smirk when they find the guy rocking in his chair chanting, "Kero kero kero". :3
Kululu is a god. XDDDD :iconkukukuplz: And the dude in my signature actually made it. He's got some like it for the whole platoon.
Rednin Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
B-baw ;A;

what an endearing letter....I think you've made me more of a keroro fan, now
Miki-Miki-Miniyuki Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012
..... :iconcryforeverplz:
Nolnaga Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ahhh y u crey?
A-a-a-a-a-and do you watch Sgt. Frog now? Have you been dragged into the glorious fandom?
Miki-Miki-Miniyuki Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012
I just started watching it (like you reccomended me to) :u
I sobbu at the story.
Nolnaga Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ohh, yeah, I did say you should watch it.
And I actually wasn't trying to make people cry I don't understand
Miki-Miki-Miniyuki Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2012

It's written in a sad way ;u;
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